30 people are walking away from this right now
Obsidian Labs
Stealth Power Bank
87% walked away
€346.99€519.99
Engineered for the version of you who finally gets organised.
Time left to intercept this impulse07:00
39 people are walking away from this right now87%
of people who considered this realised they didn't need it by the weekend later.
Specifications
- Latency
- 1ms wired
- Material
- Anodised aluminium
- Weight
- 48g
- Connectivity
- Wi-Fi 6E
Restraint reports
From people who added it to cart — then closed the tab.
4 restraint reports
- @kept_the_cash
Genuinely beautiful. Genuinely still in my Vault instead.
140 days ago - @9pm_browser
The dopamine hit landed at checkout. Turns out that was the whole product.
Verified walk-away19 days ago - @the_pause
Returned to it twice. Walked away twice. The third time I forgot it existed.
Verified walk-away230 days ago - @savings_arc
Honestly tempting. Honestly unnecessary. Both can be true.
Verified walk-away152 days ago
Reviews are generated for the ritual — nobody really bought this.